Dirty text messages uncovered during investigation into married prison guard accused of affair with inmate

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We've been here before. We've had married prison guards in hot water for alleged affairs with inmates. A lot of these tales of following one's heart into situations they can't win have taken place overseas.
This one is unraveling closer to home. At the center of the investigation is a 27-year-old married federal prison guard who worked at the Federal Correctional Institution in Fort Dix, New Jersey.
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A married female prison guard has been charged after having an alleged affair with an inmate. (Getty Images)

This is about Jordan Pensak, who was charged last week with sexual abuse after dirty messages were uncovered during an investigation into her alleged affair with an inmate, reports the NY Post.
There was talk of "vibrating panties" and "big man hands" in one of the alleged dirty exchanges, according to the criminal complaint.
Pensak is alleged to have started the intimate relationship with the unnamed inmate sometime after she started working in his unit in 2024. They're accused of having sex in an office with paid inmates serving as lookouts.
Explicit messages as well as pictures and videos were reportedly found on the inmate's phone and on Pensak's phone after they were seized by investigators.
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This one has it all. There was a pregnancy scare mentioned in the criminal complaint as well as text messages with someone believed to be a former inmate in which Pensak allegedly described graphic sex acts.
She also, the complaint states, complained to this person about their current lookout situation since he left.
She's alleged to have written in early 2026, "the lookout knocked on the door and opened it without us saying shit and he almost seen dick swanginnn."
That close call with a "swanginnn" sighting by a lookout evidently wasn't enough to slow these two down.
The entrance to the Department of Justice Federal Bureau of Prisons building in New York City on Sept. 8, 2023. (Getty Images)

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Pensak has been placed on administrative leave pending the outcome of the criminal proceedings, a spokesperson for the Federal Bureau of Prisons told The Post. She faces a maximum of 15 years if convicted.
The US Attorney's Office for New Jersey said she's been released on bail after being charged with sexual abuse.
This is a reminder that there's no place for romance to hide. These two found each other somehow and made memories. Memories that have landed the married prison guard into a lot of trouble.
Perhaps in another setting they could have had it all. I think this alleged text message from Pensak to the former inmate she reached out to sums it up: "Only thing he wont do is let me in them cheeks."
Sean Joseph is a writer for OutKick.